*Noodle v Bao *

This joke is hilariously funny! But I suppose you have to be chinese to
comprehend it.

*Chapter One*
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao (bun). They had a fight but bao was
too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay
behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him.

Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce
him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and
beat maggi mee up and maggi mee was beri puzzled why he kena beaten up.

He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?"

The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then we cannot
recognise u!"


*Chapter Two*

Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to
find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge.

But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a
while then told his brothers, "Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small
bao harder & harder.

After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small
bao so much and beat him up so badly.

Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see
him act cute, made me so angry."


*Chapter Three*

The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found
the bao family to whack Maggi mee.

Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun). They brought him
back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk
when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"


*Chapter Four*

The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights
whenever they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk
when they saw char siew bao alone.

Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him. The noodles family
shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting
blood!"


*Chapter Five*

Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look
for help. All the bao family was activated and together with red bean bao,
green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge. All the passerbys siam them
as they look like they will kill.

They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked
him. The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack
him!!!"


*Chapter Six*

Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the
whole show, and brought him back to the bao headquarter.

All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua
bah bao took a final roll over noodle before they dump him.

When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family member could
recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured - flatten. In order not to let
the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named mee pok.