What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What goes white black white black white black?
A nun rolling down a hill.
What goes from green to red with the flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What's the height of cheekiness?
Throwing a brick through a window then asking for it back.
What goes peck peck bang peck peck bang?
A chicken in a minefield.
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