Thursday, 3 May 2007

Kid friendly jokes

1) What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

2) What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A Pork-Chop!

3)Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!

4) What did the teddy bear say when the monkey offered him dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed!

5) What did the chicken say to the farmer?
Nothing! A chicken can't talk!

6) What do you call 100 bunnies jumping backwards?
A receding hare-line!

7) Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words!

8) What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?
Odor in the court!

9) What is gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!

10) What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

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